when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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