Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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