so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Two words: nipple clamps
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