But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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