quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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