STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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