I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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