Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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