He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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