I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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