Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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