Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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