I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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