I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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