JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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