am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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