He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he was CRYING into my vagina
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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