She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Randomize
