i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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