NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
