Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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