we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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