Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Two words: nipple clamps
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