he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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