I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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