Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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