This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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