Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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