It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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