So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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