This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
