I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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