grandma shit on top of the toilet
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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