jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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