Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Everything about him screamed your future.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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