i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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