We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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