Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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