dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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