Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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