In the future we'll all be gay
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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