Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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