go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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