you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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