I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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