Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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