so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
