if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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