But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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