dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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