Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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