So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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