I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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