Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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