I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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