so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
its not stalking. its research.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
