i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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