LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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